Posts Tagged ‘men’

Fun Facts about Men and Women ( a compilation )

Posted in Love, Sex and Dating, Personal, Rants on September 7th, 2010 by Joan Mae – 4 Comments

For those in constant dilemma on which sex  is better : Male or Female. Or for those incessantly wondrin why they couldnt understand their Boyfriends or Girlfriends, wonder no more.. Men and Women alike are weird in some way or another.

( *_* I was playin catch-up )  Read this stuff. I got em’ from different sites.. Crazy shit, got me laughin’ on the women part hahahha.

On Men :

  • Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved -
  • Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
  • All men hate to hear “We need to talk.” No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.
  • Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
  • If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
  • Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
  • Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

On Women :

  • Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control
  • Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
  • Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
  • Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
  • Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
  • Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
  • It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

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What makes a Guy so Irresistable

Posted in Love, Sex and Dating, Personal, Uncategorized on April 21st, 2010 by Joan Mae – 10 Comments

Aright, Ladies of the World. Those of you who have been through series of short and long term Romances, of never-ending cycle of Make-up and Break-up, of Flings with no Strings. Whether you’re dating a punk, a jerk, a retard, a psycho , a nerd, a boy-next-door, or an Edward Cullen-ish type of guy, you lady knows exactly what you want and what sweeps you off your feet. And I … have my own list *evil smile* :)
Thats – C – for Character

1. ) Confidence is Sexeeyyy – Okey, im not talkin of Alpha-male arrogance here. It’s when a guy winks at you and the effect is smoky and dreamy, his gaze is pure and seductive, the type so powerful it sends you shivers to your spine. Well, Im not sayin guys go Mr. Suave and stuff ( I mean that’s too outdated and might scare your girl away). Its when a guy radiates calmness and writes cool all over his face..thats what i mean by.. hawt!

2. ) He can communicate- Nothing is more unappealing than a guy who couldnt express himself in simple language. He doesnt have to be an orator or somethin but he knows well how to get his message across and has an idea of his own. A guy who generates his own opinion and sticks to them without bein’ rude or pushy is an absolute turn on.

3. ) He LOL as in *Laugh out Loud* – Its been a general principle that girls get drawn to guys with some sense of humor. But keep in mind though that there are different types of humor, comedies that are based on putting others down and calling them names isnt really sexy and might be offensive. But when guys are fun loving and knows when to crack, I give em’ a 10 for sexy rating.

4. ) He’s got the “Dont worry, I got it” attitude- He knows he’s the man, the one in control, he’s got his own ways and they usually work. He’s the first to think and the last to speak. I mean, we girls dont expect you guys to handle everything for us, but it certainly is a turn on when guys initiate first.

5. ) He’s not afraid to show his emotions- There’s an old saying that real men dont cry, or real men dont show their emotions. Hey, guess what, thats a myth! Crying is a natural human reaction to release stress, anger or pain. Its not a threat to your masculinity guys if you display your emotions once in awhile , that only shows that you are human and that you have deep feelings. I personally think that a man can be masculine without going overboard with it still rocks.

6. ) He respects a woman.. ( Regardless) – It is true, women these days are classified into many. That being said, its unavoidable for some men to take a different approach on women belonging to the lower part of the scale. There was an instance when I heard three guys talkin on a train station, one hollered out, talkin shit about some random girl he met in a bar. Well my bad, I was eavesdropping lol * But cmon dude, its an ego boost for you perhaps but would you want your mother or sister treated the same way? I’m not sayin guys go for Sainthood, but atleast keep the animal tendencies subtle.

7. ) He does random things – Its cute when a guy does little things to show that he cares for a girl. Like ramdomly sending a “Hello! I miss you!” text on a busy afternoon. Or bringing small gifts on regular days ( just because ).When a guy can do this, thats pretty much bein sensitive to your needs.  Girls are a lil too obsessed with sweet nothings, and if you pull it off just right, youre up to drivin’ a girl wild.

So tell me, whats on your list?? :)