Uhhh.. Just the other day, one of my friends randomly asked me ” So Joan, tell me? What’s really in your life other than youre “so-called” life?? ” The “life” he was referring to is the life of  constant emailing/chattin/status updates/online games/ Blogging/ browsin and the endless things one can do while infront of the computer. Forever logged- in in Facebook doin just literally nothin.

So to keep it short, my friend adviced me to “GET A LIFE!!!.. a REAL LIFE!!”


* And at that moment, I just wanna stitch his lips together so I can shut him up*

But I answered him ” Excuseeee me punk?! I have a life , I just know how to  do a lot of things in little or almost all at same time… coz Im super!!” and in seconds I saw his eye balls rolling.

So here’s what I do when Im offline :

Walk around – Sunday is when I need so much personal space  coz its the time of the week that I wanted to be alone. Watch the movies alone, or eat in a restaurant alone. * thats when u get those weird looks, I dunno if people are being weird, or Im lookin weird, Im not sure which is which. But yea who cares.

Read magazines-  I dig Cosmo, Teens and Fashion mags, Men’s magazines . Understanding the male brain , tee- hee. Just to get even * evil smile*

Girlfriends + Mall Sale = Fun Shopping – Yea…  Girls will always be girls, we love shopping. And if anyone says she hates shopping, let her die.

Starbucks + Cigz  + Some Girlfriends EMO = Drama in the coffeeshop - This is the perfect place to get emo with your girls. I have been invited countless times to coffeeshops and listen to another friend bitch about how troubled her love life is. Haha. And u sit there still for the next 4 hours , alternating sip and puff and nodding once in awhile because you pretend that youre  listening .. Well, its a two way thing, I listen when they make drama, and they listen when I make drama. Hahahaha, I love my girls, they remind me of me bein a woman. Coz of the drama.

Be one of em’ Boys – So to forget that Im actually a girl. I  hang out with some guy friends and get a bottle or two. * Or make it a bucket *

Go on  a Booksale – its just heaven when u brought home 4 books for just a couple of hundreds. * and stack em up in your bookshelf *

Watch a Movie – grab one of my friends and go straight to the cinemas. Or if we’re broke, then we’ll settle for the DVD, movin around find a bootleg and then pop on chips and soda at home. Yea, the couch potato. Lols.

Be Vain * once  in awhile* – lather on cream , oil on ur skin, lavender-scented candles and BAM! instant spa at home. But I hardly do this.  Just once in awhile coz I dont wanna spoil myself too much.

And while I do the things above, I keep thinkin what my next article is, or whether or not my emails have been replied.. Or do I have any new notifications..Uhg, some twisted  online addiction.

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I was pretty bored today so I thought of takin an Online Personality test and here are the results:

Hmm.. Im not sure how accurate online tests are, but Im not the one to argue with it. I know theyre pretty good sources if one wants to be diagnosed, just make sure you answer it as honest as possible. *but regardless if u answer it truthfully or not, its detecting disorders dude, so not answering it seriously wont make you any better. Lol.

Results say Im a Paranoid, a Narcissist and an Obssessive Compulsive.
If this is what is is.. then to heck with it.
Hehe, for reference on the disorders above, click on the links below.

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Yea..
Right,.. today’s wednesday,3rd or  fourth day of the week( LOL, wait up? whats the first day of the week? its Monday right?? so thats yea, 3rd day, y’ know? like that day between Tuesday and Thursday. In zodiac, the lucky day of Virgo *which is my sign* wow.. *which I totally think is not true?? Coz if I could vividly remember, all that series of my life’s unfortunate events happen on a Wednesday!
Yes ! starts with a W which is the first letter of WTF.
Lol.
Ohhh Wednesday ..*_*
When I was in highschool, I remember how the classroom boys get all cocky , sittin just right behind me, messin and goofin, makin all that kind of weird faces, in an attempt to piss me off .. I wrote it down in my diary just so I could remember how those retards got me cryin and how i wanted to beat ‘em for real.  -that happened on a Wednesday.. *yea, that was the day when i also missed my lunch coz i needed to submit a report.. sweet*_* – it also  rained during the afternoon so I was soaking wet goin home.. and yea.. lol, again it happened on a Wednesday. *smiles*
When I started stalking my crush and he found out it was me was also a Wednesday..
I also think that the day I met my Ex Boyfriend like 3 years ago, was a Wednesday ( which is also not a good thing )
And today.. I just found a pic of my most recent crush. ( and next to him is his girlfriend )**is a friggin Wednesday!!
Not to mention that office works get all-tooo-crazyy and its just plain – Pain!
Wow.. sucha day in a week..
Nahh.. dont get me wrong.. not that I hate Wednesday..
Cmon’ dude, its just a day (which has nothin to do with my crush’s pic ).. So it shouldnt be that bad at all.
There are moments too that I celebrate Wednesday.
First of all I was born of Sept 12, 1987.. Which.. is …a.. Saturday..
(Uhh–hh.. its not a Wednesday but it’s just a few more days to go so thats okey )
I get to see my crushes on some Wednesdays ( and theyre not with their girlfriends)
Pay day sometimes fall on a Wednesday ( Although it hardly does, it usually comes on a Friday, but at least )
Besides.. both ends of Wednesdays are weekends ( My favorite time of the week).And as u know, weekends are always associated with days off, rest, sleep, relax, have fun, parties and stuff , whether u go forward or backward, you always end up with a Saturday and Sunday.
Yea.. aint too bad..  If I were to get married, I want it done on a Wednesday..