So what does it take for an employee to be productive at work? when u tried with all of your powers to stay focus on ur reports, ignore every “yosi tayo!” breaks, resist the temptation of your ipod,unnecessary web browsin or even non work related emails and chats. Makin sure that every minute of your 8-hour shift is as efficient as it shoud be.

You searchin for ways to bein productive??? No way are ya gonna find the answers here..lol
Coz i know imma lazy ass and if youre tryin to get a way out of your boredom and work like a pro, quit readin now before you lose you job. ^^.

Therree are hundreds of ways to eliminate boredom and get rid of sleepy eyes in the workplace. Ive been workin for 3 years now and i have my own.. personal ways of fighting it .. These are just a few:

Meyk ap meyk ap ( as in Make up- Make up)

How to’s :
Gather all of your friends ( be it girl or boy or undecided ) . Ask em to take out their eye shadows *all shades,but darker shades are better*, eye liner, lip stik, lip gloss,blush creme,cheek tint mascara, concealer, powder cake and so on..
Pick a friend and tell him/her , you wanna try a new look on her. Its best to pick your old lady friend coz youre gonna be surprised on how she’ll look like. Girls and Gays are too chit chatty and ask too many questions, so try an old lady coz they’ll just sit still and seldom talk..(theyre less likely to react to whatever your evil plans are)
Start painting their faces . You can try the lady-gaga look or taylor swift. They’ll love you for that.

Conference Chat :
Invite all of your friends to a Live Chat.. no sex chat!!

Curl up, straight up:

Bring a curling iron and curl everybody’s head. Except ur boss.

Nail Painting:

Ahh tis one is not my idea, this was from another bored officemate and she keeps cleanin and polishing everybody’s nails. So she’s comin to work daily with a pedi-mani set. Sweet ei?

Send Chain Messages and piss everyone off:

The lord loves you.. blah blah blahh.. There are angels surrounding you..

If you dont send this within the next 5 minutes to 15 people, you will get bad luck within the next 5 years.. *and you’ll rot in hell!Muahahahahhahaha!!!!!*

or.. another version.. *these are the ones comin from workers with attention-deficit disorder.. **

Send this to 25 friends and you know who your true friends are. If I dont get one back , we’re not friends.. *i mean not-so true friends*

*as if I really care?*

Welll..those are just a few.. Ive tried playin frog leap, bubble games,helicopter ride, bugtong bugtong, filipino test, iq test, bang bang,.. and so on..

Just keep lookin around and make sure to finish that report!!