For those in constant dilemma on which sex  is better : Male or Female. Or for those incessantly wondrin why they couldnt understand their Boyfriends or Girlfriends, wonder no more.. Men and Women alike are weird in some way or another.

( *_* I was playin catch-up )  Read this stuff. I got em’ from different sites.. Crazy shit, got me laughin’ on the women part hahahha.

On Men :

• Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved -
• Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

• All men hate to hear “We need to talk.” No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.
• Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
• If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
• Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
• Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

On Women :

• Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control
• Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
• Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
• Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
• Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
• Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
• It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

Link Backs :

• 50-interesting-facts-about-men
• A Few Facts About Men
• Urban Dictionary

* I got Fired >:/ * * My BF/GF cheated on me * * I got dumped* * Shoot..Im BROKEE!* *F*ck! Im pregnant!* *My dog died -_-*

So you wonder what else can go wrong, when life seemed to have thrown all its sucker punches in you. . Sweet, dont worry dear, I personally think there’s always a quick fix to that.

On Losing your job – First of all, dont go around acting beaten down. Its important that you be honest and upbeat. You can always say ” Its disappointing , but here’s what im gonna do now”.

The quick fix : This is now the chance to figure out whether you actually liked doing your job anyway.  Remember , one blow wont extinguish your entire career. The world is BIG and it will always be BIG so get your ass up and find another job.

On Getting Dumped / Cheated on – I think Ive experienced this a hundred million times, and I must say it sucks bigtime . I wouldnt really blame some people for sayin they dont wanna fall in love again coz the pain is just overwhelming.

The quick fix : You can always cry a river..  Allow yourself to indulge in all the painful thoughts and memories and then force yourself to let go and think about the bigger picture.The No – no would be goin out the following night, get drunk and make out with some random guy and freak out the next morning.

Remember that some things in life simply aren’t under your control, and someone falling out of love with you is just one of them. But you can become a more resilient person in the face of disappointment or heart break.

On Getting Pregnant - Baaahh.. wth?

The Somewhat- quick fix :  Sorrreeee I got nooo idea howr you gonna deal with that. Just dont take ur life, or your baby’s life, that’s not a quick fix, that’s just plain stupid. Or if you must consider that, do some research. For the moment, talk to another adult or to a trusted friend. ( Coz I cant help you, coz I myself wouldnt know what to do too, lol )

On Being Broke – LOL, i hear ya brother, i really really hear ya. Sucks when youre runnin out of cash.** And nothin is so fun about it! >:/.

But hey, chillax..  Youre not alone. More than 5 million Filipinos are bogged down by credit card debt every month, says Inquirer Research.

The quick fix : Its either you make utang or you stay at home and forget about spendin another dime on unnecessary stuff.  You can run out of cash but dont be runnin out of cheap-alternatives. Say instead of eatin out, you can get comfy at home and dig in whatever’s stored in your fridge . If you must borrow money from your friends during desperate times, just make sure to return it immediately coz they are needin it too. But the total cure would be.. save up!

And yea .. While writing this post, I got Leigh Nash’s ” My Idea of Heaven ” playin on the background.

Oh well, life’s pretty sucky these days thats why Im trying to look for somethin beautiful to think of.

I have a list of things I really wanna do. Like I really really wanna do
Yey.. Jez Imaginin’ What- ifs. I like the idea. LOL

My Idea of Heaven :

• Food trippin’ without gettin Fat – Like I wish I could eat whatever. No worries on gettin fat , like nahh who cares ?

• Sleep tonight and wake up in  New York! – Dang, this place.. -_-

• Punch Megan Fox in the face becoz she is so hot.  Guys get an instant stiffy just by lookin at her.

• Date Eminem.. *just once * coz he’ s the hottest. And I can die the next day. This is what you call the ” Terminal Longing”

• Meet up with Obama..  ( And Im gonna Obamized evrythin in my apartment for that day alone , red, blue,white  stripes and stars ★)

• Be a Facebook admin and discover people’s affairs coz I wanna make chismis. Ruuuuleeee FACEBOOK!

• Drink and get Drowned.. and not have  a bad head ache the next day

But Im not sayin’ drink like that girl.

• Experience Lady Gaga. ( With the hair and the make up )

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