Archive for February, 2010

Joan on Personality Disorder Test

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24th, 2010 by Joan Mae – 13 Comments

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I was pretty bored today so I thought of takin an Online Personality test and here are the results:

Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder: High
Schizoid Disorder: Low
Schizotypal Disorder: Low
Antisocial Disorder: Moderate
Borderline Disorder: Low
Histrionic Disorder: Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder: High
Avoidant Disorder: Low
Dependent Disorder: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: High

Personality Disorder Test – Take It!
Personality Disorders

Hmm.. Im not sure how accurate online tests are, but Im not the one to argue with it. I know theyre pretty good sources if one wants to be diagnosed, just make sure you answer it as honest as possible. *but regardless if u answer it truthfully or not, its detecting disorders dude, so not answering it seriously wont make you any better. Lol.

Results say Im a Paranoid, a Narcissist and an Obssessive Compulsive.
If this is what is is.. then to heck with it.
Hehe, for reference on the disorders above, click on the links below. :)

Personality Disorder Information
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Wednesday , as in: (ˈwenz-(ˌ)dā, -dē )

Posted in Humor, Personal, Rants on February 23rd, 2010 by Joan Mae – 11 Comments

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Yea..
Right,.. today’s wednesday,3rd or  fourth day of the week( LOL, wait up? whats the first day of the week? its Monday right?? so thats yea, 3rd day, y’ know? like that day between Tuesday and Thursday. In zodiac, the lucky day of Virgo *which is my sign* wow.. *which I totally think is not true?? Coz if I could vividly remember, all that series of my life’s unfortunate events happen on a Wednesday!
Yes ! starts with a W which is the first letter of WTF.
Lol.
Ohhh Wednesday ..*_*
When I was in highschool, I remember how the classroom boys get all cocky , sittin just right behind me, messin and goofin, makin all that kind of weird faces, in an attempt to piss me off .. I wrote it down in my diary just so I could remember how those retards got me cryin and how i wanted to beat ‘em for real.  -that happened on a Wednesday.. *yea, that was the day when i also missed my lunch coz i needed to submit a report.. sweet*_* – it also  rained during the afternoon so I was soaking wet goin home.. and yea.. lol, again it happened on a Wednesday. *smiles*
When I started stalking my crush and he found out it was me was also a Wednesday..
I also think that the day I met my Ex Boyfriend like 3 years ago, was a Wednesday ( which is also not a good thing )
And today.. I just found a pic of my most recent crush. ( and next to him is his girlfriend )**is a friggin Wednesday!!
Not to mention that office works get all-tooo-crazyy and its just plain – Pain!
Wow.. sucha day in a week..
Nahh.. dont get me wrong.. not that I hate Wednesday..
Cmon’ dude, its just a day (which has nothin to do with my crush’s pic ).. So it shouldnt be that bad at all.
There are moments too that I celebrate Wednesday.
First of all I was born of Sept 12, 1987.. Which.. is …a.. Saturday..
(Uhh–hh.. its not a Wednesday but it’s just a few more days to go so thats okey )
I get to see my crushes on some Wednesdays ( and theyre not with their girlfriends)
Pay day sometimes fall on a Wednesday ( Although it hardly does, it usually comes on a Friday, but at least )
Besides.. both ends of Wednesdays are weekends ( My favorite time of the week).And as u know, weekends are always associated with days off, rest, sleep, relax, have fun, parties and stuff , whether u go forward or backward, you always end up with a Saturday and Sunday.
Yea.. aint too bad..  If I were to get married, I want it done on a Wednesday..

Joan gets bored in the office ( like always )

Posted in Uncategorized on February 19th, 2010 by Joan Mae – 14 Comments

So what does it take for an employee to be productive at work? when u tried with all of your powers to stay focus on ur reports, ignore every “yosi tayo!” breaks, resist the temptation of your ipod,unnecessary web browsin or even non work related emails and chats. Makin sure that every minute of your 8-hour shift is as efficient as it shoud be.

You searchin for ways to bein productive??? No way are ya gonna find the answers here..lol
Coz i know imma lazy ass and if youre tryin to get a way out of your boredom and work like a pro, quit readin now before you lose you job. ^^.

Therree are hundreds of ways to eliminate boredom and get rid of sleepy eyes in the workplace. Ive been workin for 3 years now and i have my own.. personal ways of fighting it .. These are just a few:

Meyk ap meyk ap ( as in Make up- Make up)

How to’s :
Gather all of your friends ( be it girl or boy or undecided ) . Ask em to take out their eye shadows *all shades,but darker shades are better*, eye liner, lip stik, lip gloss,blush creme,cheek tint mascara, concealer, powder cake and so on..
Pick a friend and tell him/her , you wanna try a new look on her. Its best to pick your old lady friend coz youre gonna be surprised on how she’ll look like. Girls and Gays are too chit chatty and ask too many questions, so try an old lady coz they’ll just sit still and seldom talk..(theyre less likely to react to whatever your evil plans are)
Start painting their faces . You can try the lady-gaga look or taylor swift. They’ll love you for that.

Conference Chat :
Invite all of your friends to a Live Chat.. no sex chat!!
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Curl up, straight up:

Bring a curling iron and curl everybody’s head. Except ur boss.

Nail Painting:

Ahh tis one is not my idea, this was from another bored officemate and she keeps cleanin and polishing everybody’s nails. So she’s comin to work daily with a pedi-mani set. Sweet ei?

 

Send Chain Messages and piss everyone off:

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The lord loves you.. blah blah blahh.. There are angels surrounding you..

If you dont send this within the next 5 minutes to 15 people, you will get bad luck within the next 5 years.. *and you’ll rot in hell!Muahahahahhahaha!!!!!*

or.. another version.. *these are the ones comin from workers with attention-deficit disorder.. **

Send this to 25 friends and you know who your true friends are. If I dont get one back , we’re not friends.. *i mean not-so true friends*

*as if I really care?*

Welll..those are just a few.. Ive tried playin frog leap, bubble games,helicopter ride, bugtong bugtong, filipino test, iq test, bang bang,.. and so on..

Just keep lookin around and make sure to finish that report!!